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From John Wick: Chapter 2 to Stray Bullets, February’s Anticipated Theatrical Releases, Ranked

2017-02-02
By: Brian Joseph
On: February 2, 2017
In: 2017, Lists, Ranked, Trailers

The only good thing about February’s theatrical releases? It isn’t January. If you’ve been here before at the beginning of the month, you know the deal. MHT ranks the upcoming releases based on what we’re looking forward and provides links to the trailers for you to check out. It’s no different this month as Keanu Reeves is back as John Wick and is joined by 3 other sequels and a handful of other movies that couldn’t find a better release date. Without further ado, here’s the list of expected theatrical releases for February, ranked by anticipation:Read More →

Hot Take: xXx: Return of Xander Cage

2017-01-31
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 31, 2017
In: 2017, Hot Take

Hot Take: Looking for a movie that is 85% action, 10% cheesy flirting and double entendres and 5% plot? xXx: Return of Xander Cage should be on your short list.

What would January be without a few useless sequels? xXx: Return of Xander Cage might be the least useless sequel of January 2017 though as there’s probably a few xXx fans out there who wanted Vin Diesel to come back and reprise his role from the original xXx. They were surely hoping it would have happened sooner than 15 years but at least it was made before Diesel’s 50th birthday which is later in 2017.Read More →

Hot Take: A Dog’s Purpose

2017-01-30
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 30, 2017
In: 2017, Hot Take

Hot Take: Apparently, a dog’s purpose is to die on screen to manufacture tears from the audience. It isn’t the first time, it’s been done but it’s never been done with this frequency. Pure dog lover propaganda with dog abuse allegations as background noise don’t jive.

Your dog is going to die. I think that’s the point of A Dog’s Purpose. If you’re lucky enough, though, your next dog might be your old dog in a new body. I guess that’s the other point of A Dog’s Purpose. Trying to figure the point of this one, other than to make dog lovers screech, “Awwwwwww!” and children gleefully giggle, that’s the only logical conclusion.
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Top Movies of 2017

2017-01-29
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 29, 2017
In: 2017, Lists, Ranked, Top Movies

Updated February 18th, 2018

  1. Star Wars: The Last Jedi
  2. Lady Bird
  3. Darkest Hour
  4. Wind River
  5. I, Tonya
  6. mother!
  7. Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri
  8. Baby Driver
  9. A Ghost Story
  10. The Disaster Artist
  11. Patti Cake$
  12. It
  13. Wonder Woman
  14. Thank You For Your Service
  15. Detroit
  16. Ingrid Goes West
  17. Wonder
  18. The Shape of Water
  19. Molly’s Game
  20. Hostiles
  21. Coco
  22. Sleight
  23. The Big Sick
  24. War for the Planet of the Apes
  25. Logan
  26. Dunkirk
  27. The Post
  28. Battle of the Sexes
  29. Blade Runner 2049
  30. The Beguiled
  31. American Made
  32. Spider-Man: Homecoming
  33. John Wick: Chapter 2
  34. Kedi
  35. Gifted
  36. All the Money in the World
  37. Wonderstruck
  38. Beatriz at Dinner
  39. LBJ
  40. Everything, Everything
  41. Beauty and the Beast
  42. Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
  43. Born in China
  44. Crown Heights
  45. Thor: Ragnarok
  46. Same Kind of Different As Me
  47. Happy Death Day
  48. The Mountain Between Us
  49. The LEGO Ninjago Movie
  50. To The Bone
  51. 47 Meters Down
  52. Marshall
  53. The Lost City of Z
  54. The Zookeeper’s Wife
  55. Split
  56. The LEGO Batman Movie
  57. Tommy’s Honour
  58. I don’t feel at home in this world anymore.
  59. Get Out
  60. Professor Marston and the Wonder Women
  61. Logan Lucky
  62. Atomic Blonde
  63. Kong: Skull Island
  64. Free Fire
  65. Home Again
  66. Girls Trip
  67. How To Be A Latin Lover
  68. The Hitman’s Bodyguard
  69. Megan Leavey
  70. Lowriders
  71. The Foreigner
  72. An Inconvenient Sequel: Truth to Power
  73. Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets
  74. Stronger
  75. The Greatest Showman
  76. Roman J. Israel, Esq.
  77. Birth of the Dragon
  78. Daisy Winters
  79. Alien: Covenant
  80. Win It All
  81. A Bad Moms Christmas
  82. Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle
  83. Snatched
  84. Life
  85. Power Rangers
  86. Going in Style
  87. CHiPs
  88. Justice League
  89. Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 2
  90. Phantom Thread
  91. Pitch Perfect 3
  92. Flatliners
  93. True to the Game
  94. Tulip Fever
  95. Before I Fall
  96. Only the Brave
  97. Brad’s Status
  98. The Boss Baby
  99. The Glass Castle
  100. Murder On The Orient Express
  101. Call Me By Your Name
  102. Paris Can Wait
  103. Good Time
  104. xXx: Return of Xander Cage
  105. The Sense of an Ending
  106. Ghost in the Shell
  107. The Wall
  108. It Comes At Night
  109. American Assassin
  110. Daddy’s Home 2
  111. Rough Night
  112. The Promise
  113. A Cure for Wellness
  114. Valley of Bones
  115. Despicable Me 3
  116. Transformers: The Last Knight
  117. Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
  118. The Space Between Us
  119. Unforgettable
  120. The Fate of the Furious
  121. The Dark Tower
  122. King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
  123. The Belko Experiment
  124. A Dog’s Purpose
  125. The Circle
  126. Annabelle: Creation
  127. The Dinner
  128. ‘Til Death Do Us Part
  129. The House
  130. Fist Fight
  131. The Book of Henry
  132. Jigsaw
  133. War on Everyone
  134. Bitter Harvest
  135. Victoria & Abdul
  136. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
  137. Sandy Wexler
  138. Fifty Shades Darker
  139. The Great Wall
  140. Geostorm
  141. Baywatch
  142. Sleepless
  143. Suburbicon
  144. Resident Evil: The Final Chapter
  145. Collide
  146. Rings
  147. The Snowman
  148. The Mummy
  149. Kidnap
  150. The Emoji Movie
  151. Just Getting Started

 

Movie Hot Take Predicts the 2017 Oscar Nominees

2017-01-23
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 23, 2017
In: 2016, 2017, Hot Take, Lists, Weigh In

We’re a few hours away from the announcement of this year’s Oscar nominees. Like last year, now would be as good of a time as any to weigh in on who I think will be nominated for this year’s awards. And, for fun, who I’d nominate if my vote was the only one that counted:

Best Picture

My Nominations

  • Jackie
  • Sing Street
  • Hell or High Water
  • Moonlight
  • Fences
  • Arrival
  • La La Land
  • Everybody Wants Some!!
  • The Witch
  • Lion

Who Will Earn the Nominations (From most to least likely):Read More →

Hot Take: Split

2017-01-21
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 21, 2017
In: 2017, Hot Take

Hot Take: Part of me liked Split. Part of me didn’t. You leave wanting to talk about it though and M. Night is gifted when it comes to getting people to talk about his movies.

M. Night Shyamalan has a knack for creating things people want to talk about, whether they want to see it or not. Split is a perfect example (and a perfectly placed film on the release schedule) of his ability to get people talking even without the usual overhype his previous films have had. In this case, Shyamalan’s secret weapon was James McAvoy who at even a glimpse in the trailer as he embodies multiple personalities (23 to be exact) had people very curious about Split.Read More →

Hot Take: Sleepless

2017-01-21
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 21, 2017
In: 2017, Hot Take

Hot Take: A complete waste of time. Welcome to January!

Sometimes you see an actor and you wonder what were they thinking? Immediately after seeing Sleepless, a lazy remake of 2011 French thriller Sleepless Night, I Googled, “How much did Jamie Foxx get paid to make Sleepless?” I didn’t find an answer but I have to imagine it was a decent payday considering how bad the movie was. We’re talking about the guy who played Ray Charles and Django in one of the most cliché action movies in recent memory. Read More →

From The Founder to Monster Trucks, January’s Anticipated Theatrical Releases, Ranked

2017-01-05
By: Brian Joseph
On: January 5, 2017
In: 2017, Ranked, Trailers

Welcome to “dump” month everyone! January is notorious for two things: Award nominees getting wide releases after getting thrown into a theater or two in New York or Los Angeles and garbage movies that get dropped into January because, well, it’s the best month to release terrible movies since the audiences are much smaller. Sometimes this carries over to February. It also usually encompasses the last two weeks of August and first two weeks of September but let’s get back to January. There are only a few releases that didn’t make the December list (if it was the former of the two things January is notorious for) but the rest were meant for January which means Hollywood didn’t like them all that much. That usually means we won’t either. Let’s take a look at the list:Read More →

Trailer Hot Take: Beauty and the Beast

2016-05-25
By: Brian Joseph
On: May 25, 2016
In: 2017, Hot Take, Trailers

Anticipation (Before Trailer): 80/100

Anticipation (After Trailer): 90/100

Disney is on fire right now. The trailer for the live action version of Beauty and the Beast hits every note. Emma Watson is a great choice to play Belle and the trailer gives just enough of a taste to whet the appetite for a movie we won’t see for 10 months.

The money tree blooms for Disney with Beauty and the Beast on March 17, 2017.

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