Trailer Hot Take: Fifty Shades of Black
Anticipation (Before Trailer): 5/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 1/100
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Anticipation (Before Trailer): 5/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 1/100
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Anticipation (Before Trailer): 50/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 50/100
Maybe I’m too jaded. Nothing about this trailer shocks me. It’s crude and raunchy yet predictable and everything you’d expect if you were casting Robert DeNiro and Zac Efron in this type of film. It looks a little bit funny but feels like if it were really that funny it would be on the release schedule in the Spring rather than January. It’s a no brainer for Dirty Grandpa to hit theaters near Spring Break yet it lands in the dump (month) for movies.
Anticipation (Before Trailer): 70/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 85/100
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and Kevin Hart in a buddy comedy feels like the perfect fit. It’s unsurprising Central Intelligence is getting a summer release considering the pairing. It’s hard to imagine a miss here.
Hot Take: If you loved This Is The End, you’ll enjoy but probably not love The Night Before.
If I ever get back to ranking 2013 movies, I’m pretty sure This Is The End will come in at the top of my list. It was one of the funniest movies of the last decade. Fortunately (and unfortunately), The Night Before has a similar feel. While it was a very funny holiday movie, the comparisons and the way too revealing trailers for the film stole away some of the better moments and made it feel like a regifted tale.Read More →
Anticipation (Before Trailer): 40/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 50/100
Moonwalkers has the three most damaging words attached to it: “Coming in January.” Outside of that, it looks like it could be a lot of fun. Rupert Grint hasn’t done much since Harry Potter which adds to the intrigue. Ron Perlman is also some interesting casting. We’ll see if Moonwalkers can dodge the January kiss of death.
Hot Take: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz! The 33 is a good rescue spoiled. You feel all 69 days of the 33 miners trapped in a well in Chile. Every single one of them!
There’s a story worth telling about the 33 miners trapped in a Chilean mine in 2010 for over two months. The 33 doesn’t bother to tell it, unfortunately. But there’s definitely a story there. You’ll see it buried under the two hour feel-good, crowd-pleaser that often feels more like root canal than a rescue.Read More →
Hot Take: It’s hard to pull off movies with multiple, intertwining storylines as so many things can go wrong. Sometimes, Love the Coopers gets things wrong but gets plenty right to deliver an entertaining, adequate kick-off to the holiday movie season.
As I settled in to watch Love the Coopers, I was armed and ready to blast the movie through some snarky live tweets during the viewing. However, as Steve Martin began the narration, I was completely disarmed by such great casting, I was shaken in to accepting Love the Coopers as something watchable. By the time the disposable storyline involving Ed Helms’ character was introduced, I was already willing to forgive a miss or two.Read More →
Anticipation (Before Trailer): 40/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 35/100
It appears as if Ice Cube and Kevin Hart are treating the cinema as an ATM in January. Ride Along 2 is a cash grab doubling down on the huge success of the original which pulled in $154 million at the domestic box office.
Anticipation (Before Trailer): 35/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 45/100
Does anybody else believe if this movie were any good, we’d be seeing it before the ball drops? Another “incredibly true” story featuring Chris Pine, Casey Affleck and movie poison Eric Bana.
The Finest Hours has a very The Perfect Storm feel but 40 years prior and replace fishermen with the Coast Guard. However, the film is slated for January 29, 2016 and, as mentioned before, the January release is a kiss of death.
Anticipation (Before Trailer): 60/100
Anticipation (After Trailer): 75/100
The sequel to the live action version of Alice In Wonderland has a slightly different look and feel which might be due to the change in director with James Bobin stepping into the rather large and unusual shoes of Tim Burton. The trailer for Alice Through the Looking Glass must have been made by the same team who made the trailer for the live action version of The Jungle Book as there are considerable similarities.
Bobin was the writer and director of Da Ali G Show so it’s no surprise to see Sacha Baron Cohen to the cast. The movie tick tocks it’s way into theaters on May 27, 2016.